The outdoors may be no place for any old baby; but a bastard baby? This is where we thrive! The enticing aroma of fresh cut pine, the mighty screech of the freedom bird overhead, the crackling of a campfire? It's home sweet home, boys. CAUTION: This scent may cause irrational behavior ranging from running naked in the woods to howling at the moon. Bastard Baby Beard Co. is not responsible.